If you wish to sing along, an instrumental backtrack is found here!

ANNA-GRETA:
Hi everybody, I’m Anna-Greta,
I’m very good at playing Theatre
Give me a part in any fairytale.

VULGARIA:
She makes impressions that fail.

VULGARIA:

Hi everybody I am vulgaria
I know how to sing any difficult aria
They gave me La Traviata
and Madame Butterfly

ANNA-GRETA:

And her audience only asked: Why?

BOTH:
We feel mad and we see that you are scared
’Cause you’ll regret you’ve ever dared
Coming to the black mass
of DRAG-ON-LINE,
We’ll send the creeps down your spine

VULGARIA:
Hi everybody, I am Vulgaria
I am a demon, as you noticed earlier
So all you horny faggots,
tonight there’ll be no sex
Or I ’ll castrate you with an axe!

ANNA-GRETA:
Hi, everybody, I’m Anna-Greta
I am a witch and you all
should know better
So all you bisexuals
with an illegitimate kid,
I’ll make a meatloaf of it!

BOTH:
We feel mad and we have our PMS
So when you die, in peace you rest
It’s time to open the
DRAG-ON-LINE’s gates
While your blood coagulates

VULGARIA:
Well, it’s Anna-Greta
You wish you’d never met her
You’re all part of her assembly
As the rest of her murdered family

ANNA-GRETA:
Meet my friend Vulgaria
Just pray if you live in her area
She’s the gift the devil has sent us
And she feeds on lesbian placentas




VULGARIA:

It’s not true, I’d never dare
I eat their uterus, it’s more rare
And as I’ve cut up the bodies,
Gretas* gets the rest
Their Bloody Maries are the best

ANNA-GRETA:
I have tried some of this stuff
Pretty delicious, subtely rough
Getting drunk on such nice liquors
is almost a sin
If vomiting gay haemoglobine



BOTH:
We feel mad and we are hungry too
Donate your heart to our stew
We’ll give you a show and you’ll be fine
That’s all about DRAG-ON-LINE

ANNA-GRETA:
Hi everybody I’m Anna-Greta
I’m still the same, though my lips are wetter
Please be my lover, tempt me ’till I’m sick
And I will bite off your dick

VULGARIA:
Hi everybody, I am Vulgaria
First I will kill ya, then I will wear ya!
This autumn’s fashion are dyed gay furs
Please be my scarf or my purse

*) Gretas = nightclub
in Gothenburg, Sweden



ANNA-GRETA:

Meet my dear co-worker
She’s a mad hose-jerker

VULGARIA:
Meet my dear companion
She smells like fish and onion

ANNA-GRETA:
You’ve a face of a ghost!

VULGARIA:
I’ll eat you with my toast!

ANNA-GRETA:
I’ll cook you in a bowl!

VULGARIA:
I’ll devour your soul!

ANNA-GRETA:
Well, yes I’m Anna-Greta
And this is my vendetta!

VULGARIA:
And yes I am Vulgaria
And into pieces I’ll tear ya!

ANNA-GRETA:
Your witchcraft is a joke!

VULGARIA:
Please, get a line of coke!

ANNA-GRETA:
I will make you my slave!

VULGARIA:
I’ll piss on your grave!

BOTH:
Well... We feel great, we are the superstars
Queens of all clubs, all pubs, all bars
All other queens we will disperse
'Cause we do rule Universe

We are young, 'cause no-one knows our age
And yes, we are fast, at least on stage
Only for you we try to look fit
That’s why we wear all this shit!



 Music & Lyrics: DRAG-ON-LINE
© DRAG-ON-LINE 2001




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