DRAG-ON-LINE THEME
Original Version
Music & Lyrics: M. Dymitrow © 2001

A: Hi everybody! I'm Anna-Greta,
I'm very good at playing theatre.
Give me a part, a role in any cast -
I make impressions that last!
V: Hi everybody! I am Vulgaria,
I know how to sing any difficult aria.
Give me La Traviata, Tosca, La Bohème -
I'll class out any of them!

B: We feel good and hope you're doing fine,
You've come to see the Drag-On-Line.
It's our way to say hello,
Hope you'll enjoy our show!

V: Hi everybody, it's Anna-Greta,
She's known to be a big bed-wetter,
She might be famous on every continent
'Cause she's so damn incontinent!
A: Hi everybody, meet Vulgaria,
She is a carrier of dreadful malaria.
Her pussy can take a dick size of a horse!
Of course! Can it get any worse!?

B: We feel good and hope you're doing fine!
You've come to see the Drag-On-Line.
It's our way to say hello,
Hope you'll enjoy our show!

V: Well, it's Anna-Greta
She's a heavy petter;
She can't find anyone better,
Even if you'd met her!
A: Well, it's my friend Vulgaria
With a smelly pussy area,
You won't find anything hairier,
I bet you wouldn't marry her.

V: Well, this bitch has got no wit...
Her brain is smaller than her clit!
If you look for something natural -
Don't look at her tit -
She is one fake piece of shit!
A: And this slot has got no taste
Don't ever kiss her - don't make haste!
'Cause she is using Blåvitt
As her choice of toothpaste!
Don't ever fuck her - what a waste!

B: We feel good and hope you're doing fine,
You've come to see the Drag-On-Line.
It's our way to say hello,
Hope you'll enjoy our show!

A: Hi everybody, I'm still Anna-Greta,
Want something big? Just look at my sweater!
Don't even mind this trash Vulgaria,
An Eastern Europe whore from Bulgaria.
V: Hi everybody, I am Vulgaria,
I have the style - as I mentioned earlier.