DRAG-ON-LINE THEME
Television Version
Music & Lyrics: M. Dymitrow © 2001



A: Hi everybody! I'm Anna-Greta,
I'm very good at playing theatre.
Give me a part, a role in any cast -
I make impressions that last!

V: Hi everybody! I am Vulgaria,
I know how to sing any difficult aria.
Give me La Traviata, Tosca, La Bohème -
I'll class out any of them!

B: We feel good and hope you're doing fine,
You've come to see the Drag-On-Line.
It's our way to say hello,
Hope you'll enjoy our show!

V: Hi everybody, it's Anna-Greta,
She's known to be a big bed-wetter,
She might be famous on every continent
'Cause she's so damn incontinent!

A: Hi everybody, I'm still Anna-Greta,
Want something big? Just look at my sweater!
Don't even mind this trash Vulgaria,
An Eastern Europe whore from Bulgaria.

B: We feel good and hope you're doing fine!
You've come to see the Drag-On-Line.
It's our way to say hello,
Hope you'll enjoy our show!

V: Well, it's Anna-Greta
She's a heavy petter;
She can't find anyone better,
Even if you'd met her!

A: Well, it's my friend Vulgaria
With a smelly pussy area,
You won't find anything hairier,
I bet you wouldn't marry her.

V: Well, this bitch has got no wit...
Her brain is smaller than her clit!
If you look for something natural -
Don't look at her tit -
She is one fake piece of shit!

A: Meet my friend Vulgaria
With the look of a shabby fox terrier!

A: You have a face of a pig!
V: You have a bad choice of wig!
A: You want all that is mine!
V: You're the shame of Drag-On-Line!

A: Your witchcraft is a joke!
V: Pleas, get a line of coke!
A: I will make you my slave
V: I'll piss on your grave!

B: Well...

B: We feel good and hope you're doing fine,
You've come to see the Drag-On-Line.
It's our way to say hello,
Hope you'll enjoy our show!

We feel great and hope you feel at home!
'Cause you've come to
Drag-On-Line's Pleasure Dome.
Welcome to the world of laughter and sin...
Yes, let the show begin!